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Remember The Rachel? The Dorothy Hamill? How about the Pixie (a haircut that’s honestly only appropriate for people who’d still look beautiful after surviving a flaming plane crash)? I do. I mean, I wish I didn’t, but there’s photographic evidence. So why not invite me to your school, book club or writer’s group and let me make you feel better about writer’s block and rejections, frizz and split ends all at the same time? My talk Bad Hair, Big Dreams tells the story of how I became a writer, with an accompanying timeline of all my ‘dos that were total don’ts along the way. You in? Drop me a line for pricing and availability.

Sample advice: Don’t get a perm and then cut your own bangs while wet.